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  • Petals
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    I will have to find a long poem I sent to a girlfriend years ago when she was going off to Paris for the first time. If I can find it, I will post it.


    So you're off to Gay Paree,
    Where the girls are fancy free
    And the Frenchmen love to court
    In a manner which is thought
    To the British way of living,
    Full of dangers and misgivings.

    But it really doesn't matter
    If we dwell upon the latter
    For a saying, which is true,
    'You must look ahead of you,
    And avoid all complications,
    Diplomatic-wise relations,
    As I'm sure you will admit
    They'll be looking for a bit
    Of English Vitality,
    To enhance the Oui, Oui, Oui.

    Many writers have discovered,
    That a Miss is somewhat bothered
    By the facts of life around her
    Into which she must not flounder.
    And it's true our reputation
    With the foreign population
    Is that we're really not so haughty
    Once flattered by the naughty
    Fun loving Casanovas
    (With their Sports cars and their 'rovers')!

    My advice for what it's worth,
    Is keep your hand upon your girth
    For it's quite a good protector
    Agin the seeker of the nectar.
    Like the busy bumble bee
    Who keeps fumbling while he's free,
    Once disturbed gives quite a sting
    (Just don't let the blighter in)
    And attack with all your force
    To avoid this….drastic course!
    Take a good look in your closet,
    For a closet may deposit
    Quite an overlooked addition
    Which you'll pay for with submission!

    The Notre Dame and Eifel Tower
    You should find within your power
    To visit and inspect,
    Thus retaining self respect!
    The Seine and other quarters
    (A play, 'Lock Up Your Daughters')
    Should expose the art of living
    Without your doing all the giving!

    So enjoy your stay in Paris
    And I hope I haven't harrassed
    Any plans you've undertaken
    To partake in your vacation.
    Paris is to be enjoyed
    (not di-sex-ted as in Freud),
    So forget us all back here.
    Au Revoir to you, my dear!

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    Martha C
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    BRAVO, Jacky!

    Don and Margaret
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    Go for it! <img src='style_emoticons//smile.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’smile.gif’ /> The trip across the chunnel was painless (and fast) as that train really moves. <img src='style_emoticons//biggrin.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’biggrin.gif’ /> You aren't actually in the tunnel but about 25 minutes (Just enough time for a couple of stiff drinks, if necessary). <img src='style_emoticons//ph34r.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ph34r.gif’ /> Wish desperately we could go again.

    Great poem Jacky. Looks like a good kickoff for another story, hmmm.

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    Hi Sandra,
    Thanks for telling us about your trip. Sounds wonderful!

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