One Liners!

[Sandra]

#23404

<img src='style_emoticons//ohmy.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ohmy.gif’ /> Oops Margaret! I'm sorry my little effort of a one liner brought back some not so pleasant memories for yourself !! <img src='style_emoticons//sad.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’sad.gif’ /> It was meant as a cheer up !

OK – try this one (also stolen):

“Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually
shut the bitch up with cookies”. <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ />

'scuse the French, but it's not my quote!

[VEGAS LADY]

#23405

Hi Sandra…..Not upset at all….. <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ /> have always believed that a plain canvas can be improved on….. <img src='style_emoticons//biggrin.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’biggrin.gif’ />

My dear friend always seems to be dissatisfied with something or other….. <img src='style_emoticons//ohmy.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ohmy.gif’ />

Me…..I love my life, and getting older means you can do just what you want….. <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ />

My Best wishes to you……Margaret

[Sandra]

#23406

Yeah, do you reckon SOME people get crankier and more fault-finding as they get older?

Less tolerant, perhaps?

Maybe as Helen Hayes (at 73) said:
“The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy”.

[KK]

#23407

OK, here's mine <img src='style_emoticons//smile.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’smile.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//smile.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’smile.gif’ /> I saw this one on a Tshirt worn by a big burly guy <img src='style_emoticons//ph34r.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ph34r.gif’ /> in the hospital.
Sex is a misdemeanor, the more I miss da' meaner I get. <img src='style_emoticons//ohmy.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ohmy.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//blink.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’blink.gif’ />

[kasi]

#23408

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

[VEGAS LADY]

#23409

THIS IS A GOOD TOPIC.

THEY JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER…….. <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ />

KASI……THAT'S MY IDEA OF HOUSEWORK AS WELL.

Margaret

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