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SORRY <img src='style_emoticons//blink.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’blink.gif’ /> I forgot to close the tags and finish. Happy V-day and if anyone has some nice or funny stories, let's hear them. I'll start you all off with one. I had a friend some years back who was dating a guy she had a crush on for a long time. She was a newly graduated Mortician and was working her first job in a funeral home. She was filling her first body with embombing fluid – which takes some time – the phone rang and it was HIM! she talked for so long she forgot about the body and the work she was doing on it. It bloated up so BIG! even his member grew larger then it ever was in real life. She got most of the body back to normal but the most obvious part wouldn't go down. She ended up taping it to his leg and they buried him that way. She learned her lesson after that and kept a timer nearby. Ahh love – makes you forget what you're doing! <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ /> That's the funniest V-day story I know, now it's your turn.
Take care everyone! Eat Chocolate! <img src='style_emoticons//biggrin.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’biggrin.gif’ />
Katita
HI KATITA….. <img src='style_emoticons//smile.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’smile.gif’ />
THAT IS THE FUNNIST STORY I HAVE EVER READ…. <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ /> JUST CHOKED ON MY AFTERNOON CUP OF TEA.
Margaret….
I NEARLY CHOKED TOOOOOO! THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!
CAN'T FOLLOW IT……MADE MY DAY!SHOULD MAKE THE NEWSPAPERS TOO, OR RATHER, THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF RECORDS!!!!!!
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MY HUSBAND WENT TO WORK EARLY THIS MORNING AND WHEN I GOT UP HE HAD LEFT ME A CARD ON THE KITCHEN TABLE. GUESS WHO FORGOT…..ME!!!!!
GOING TO MAKE HIS FAVOURITE DINNER FOR HIM TONIGHT AND HOPEING HE BRINGS A VERY LARGE BOX OF CHOC'S HOME.Margaret
Katita had a story I can't come close to.
My wonderful husband had a card all ready for me in the morning, later that night he brought home a box of chocolates ….. He overheard a co-worker going to See's candy for his wife during lunch so figuring he would save a trip he asked the co-worker to buy a box for me. (Who would know Right) !
My husband comes home with a wrapped box and says here is your Valentine Heart I had to wait in a really long line for this…. I open the box and there is a tuxedo box of nuts and chews. I looked at him and he says ooooops guess I am gonna half to tell you Bob at work bought them for me to give to you. (Boy was his face red) You see last November I had braces put on all of my teeth to fix an ongoing problem with them, there is no way I could have nuts and chews. He would have gotten away with the little white lie if the box was a heart with soft centers. Oh well just happy with the card “I think he picked out” !!!!
Mary
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