Favorite Quotes

[Don and Margaret]

#542

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em – you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers Martha C

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January 16, 2005 at 1:20 pm

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#16678

Don & Margaret, this is a great topic! Here's one of my favorite funny quotes:

“I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true!” <img src='style_emoticons//biggrin.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’biggrin.gif’ /> … Truman Capote

[Martha C]

#16678

Don & Margaret, this is a great topic! Here's one of my favorite funny quotes:

“I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true!” <img src='style_emoticons//biggrin.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’biggrin.gif’ /> … Truman Capote

[Sandra]

#16679

“He should'na had'na ought'na swung on me!
He ought'na should'na had'na, no siree . . . . . “

(OK – I'm quoting from a song in a movie! I love singing that! It's an oldie from “The Great Race” – one of my faves.)

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