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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.