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'Well I'll be darned!' Don groaned, rubbing his now sore ankle. 'All these old soul(ids) underfoot I shall be real happy to get away from this place!' Suddenly something was whizzing round the top of his head! 'Heck, what the hell is that!' he cried out, his arms flapping around in the darkness. 'Margaret!' he called, 'Margaret where are ya?' <img src='style_emoticons//ohmy.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ohmy.gif’ /> Margaret and Martha awoke with a start. 'Did you hear something?' Martha asked. 'I thought I heard a noise from outside the room.' 'Don' Margaret began to prod the body lying by her side, 'Doooooooooon, wake up!' 'Bloody hell' Jacky screeched, 'what are you doing to me? Do you mind? Waking me up like that! Honestly! ' 'Oh! I'm sorry Jacky. Thought you were Don!' 'Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dooooooooooooooon! For heavan's sake Margaret, do I act or look like Don! Have a feel! I am nothing like your husband, and if I am, there's something wrong somewhere!' 'Come on Jacky' Martha scolded, 'this is serious! Wake up and stop whining. We heard a noise from outside the room and now we see that Don is gone!' 'And where's Denise?' Margaret looked around the bed, 'what's she up to now?' 'Don't look at me' Jacky replied agitatedly. 'How would I know what Denise is doing. Maybe she is looking for some Peas, and maybe Don is helping her to find them! Don't look at me like that! Seems whatever I say no-one takes seriously!' 'Come off it Jacky' Martha cajoled, 'let's go and see where they are. All this is getting us nowhere so cut the chat!' <img src='style_emoticons//mad.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’mad.gif’ />
The three women peered out into the hallway. It was dark, very dark and something appeared to be hurtling around above. 'What on earth is happening?' Margaret blinked her eyes trying to focus. 'Don! Dooooooon where are you?' she called hesitantly. 'I'm here baby. I'm here! I've hurt my foot and I don't like whatever it is that is attacking me now!' Jacky grinned. 'Can't keep Denise away from anything or anyone' she thought out loud. 'What did you say?' Martha asked. 'Nothing Martha. Just thinking out loud!' Suddenly there was another thud. Margaret landed on her proverbial, Martha followed, and Jacky lost her footing ending up in a mass of old squidgy soul(ids). UGH…… UGH…….. It was not very pleasant. Not pleasant indeed. 'Well I'll be darned' Dons voice cried out. 'Seems like Denise has landed us in it again……..and that head is what's whizzing about! Drat Sandra! Why dont she leave us alone!' 'Denise wake up! Come awn now, wake up! Great balls of fire! I think she's deeeeeeeeeeeead!'
Martha, Margaret and Jacky lay on the ground trembling with fear! 'Why did you do that? Margaret whimpered. 'Just because she wanted some more Peas, you didn't have to kill her!' <img src='style_emoticons//ph34r.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ph34r.gif’ />
ha ha ha ha! The black frocked figure was laughing uncontrollably! ha ha ha!