Re: Not The Harrods Palace!

[Denise]

#11547

After Jacky realized that it was better to be “peased off” then to be “peased on”, she gently snoozed off into La La Land.

Don woke up in the middle of the gloomy dark night as he had to use the bathroom (hey guys, you knew this line was coming <img src='style_emoticons//cool.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’cool.gif’ /> ). He was still half-asleep and instead of sitting on the toilet, he sat on the Bidet instead. <img src='style_emoticons//sad.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’sad.gif’ />

What a surprise Don had when he felt a Waterfall Splash on his “body”. <img src='style_emoticons//rolleyes.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’rolleyes.gif’ />

He quickly looked for a towel to dry off his “body” but he was now wide awake! He didn't want to wake Margaret and tell her of his Waterfall experience, so instead, he went down the stairs, tripped over Denise, and now lay on the cold marble floor. “Ouch, ouch” he mumbled to himself, “who is that idiot sleeping on the stairs?” <img src='style_emoticons//ph34r.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ph34r.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//ph34r.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ph34r.gif’ />