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'Margaret!' Jacky nudged her arm, 'Margaret, he is not doing a
pie cow, or cow pie imitation! Why don't any of you listen to me? How many times do I have to tell you to heed the warnings that Michele gave us earlier! ' <img src='style_emoticons//blink.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’blink.gif’ /> Jacky turned her attention to Denise, 'And that is NOT Lisa you keep on seeing! That is Sandra's head on Lisa's body! Don't let the other person confuse you. She is a very Sly old Fox! Probably one of the lost old Soul(ids), but not Lisa! Take my word for it. Michele knew what she was talking about!' Denise's face turned pale and froze in terror yet again! <img src='style_emoticons//ohmy.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ohmy.gif’ /> 'I can't take anymore of this!' she mumbled. 'Since I joined you, I have been to hell and back, and I wish I could get the hell out of here now!' 'Well it's too late for that ' Margaret sobbed. 'What about my poor Old husband lying there as dead as a door mouse? What about hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim?'
'Don't worry about him' the black frocked apparition chuckled from somewhere. 'Worry about getting some rest. He will wake up before the morn and you won't have to get out your mourning weeds! Take care and watch the one in White. Jest I not!'
'Oh no! Oh No!' 'What is it Denise? What's wrong?' 'The fingers Martha, the fingers. Looooooooooooooook!'
Margaret, Jacky, Martha and Denise watched as the fingers danced above them. 'See that?' Jacky gasped. 'They are attached to the Ivories and they are still playing, listen……..' 'Yes, I can hear them too' Margaret sobbed, 'They are playing……..' 'Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it's gone right to my head!' 'Yes, I can hear it too! Trust Sandra to come up with that!'
'Oh my head, Oh my poooooooooor Head!' 'Don, you're back! Don……… Don??????????' 'Heh Margaret, sure I'm back! Waddya think? 'Congratulations………congratulations!' Sandra's fingers danced on the ivories over Don and Margaret's heads!……….. 'Awe shucks' Don draweled, 'We'll have to find her another Bo(eau) Jangles! That little Aazie will be the death of me. Now lets get some sleep. An Denise, just watch who you see and who yer talkin to. As I see it, we have Martha, Margaret, Jacky, here now, and………the head-less one…….well she bustin out all over too! As for Jack, he aint been around for a while and as for the other Collectors……..well I aint losin anymore sleep naw. They can wait till mornin……….Now let's get movin! I was sure near to dyin and now I wanna be sleepin! You ladies doooooooooooooooo procrastinate!'
The black cloaked apparition chuckled into the night! <img src='style_emoticons//ph34r.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ph34r.gif’ />