Re: Not The Harrods Palace!

[Denise]

#11542

The Dining Room became silent as everyone was contemplating whether to eat that Offal Stuff. All of a sudden there was a loud Creaking Noise!! <img src='style_emoticons//ph34r.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ph34r.gif’ />

Don took Margaret's hand to take a look at the cause of this awful sound. Jacky, Martha, Denise, Lisa, and others followed behind tip-toeing on their feet.

“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!” everyone screamed! <img src='style_emoticons//ohmy.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ohmy.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//ohmy.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ohmy.gif’ /> They saw a Rocking Chair with just a Bustier rocking back and forth, back and forth. Denise said “I think that's Sandra's body” because her head is still on the Grand Piano.

The Bustier starting talking to everyone's amazement. It was Sandra!! “Please, please, I can't walk, get me some shoes so I can join the rest of you” Shoes? Where were shoes? Jacky felt brave so she went upstairs to one of the Bedrooms and sure enough, she found a pair of Party Shoes.

Sandra was happy that she could walk, but she wanted her head back! <img src='style_emoticons//biggrin.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’biggrin.gif’ /> Lisa retrieved her Cement and attached Sandra's head back on.

What a site Sandra was! Her head was a bit too large for the Bustier and the Party Shoes were too small, but did she ever Glitter! <img src='style_emoticons//tongue.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’tongue.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//tongue.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’tongue.gif’ /> “I am starving and I will eat anything!” said Sandra.

“Anything?” everyone echoed. <img src='style_emoticons//rolleyes.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’rolleyes.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//rolleyes.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’rolleyes.gif’ /> Okay Sandra, have a dish of this!! Did Sandra eat that Offal Stuff? <img src='style_emoticons//ph34r.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’ph34r.gif’ />