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katita
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SORRY <img src='style_emoticons//blink.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’blink.gif’ /> I forgot to close the tags and finish. Happy V-day and if anyone has some nice or funny stories, let's hear them. I'll start you all off with one. I had a friend some years back who was dating a guy she had a crush on for a long time. She was a newly graduated Mortician and was working her first job in a funeral home. She was filling her first body with embombing fluid – which takes some time – the phone rang and it was HIM! she talked for so long she forgot about the body and the work she was doing on it. It bloated up so BIG! even his member grew larger then it ever was in real life. She got most of the body back to normal but the most obvious part wouldn't go down. She ended up taping it to his leg and they buried him that way. She learned her lesson after that and kept a timer nearby. Ahh love – makes you forget what you're doing! <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ /> <img src='style_emoticons//laugh.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’laugh.gif’ /> That's the funniest V-day story I know, now it's your turn.

Take care everyone! Eat Chocolate! <img src='style_emoticons//biggrin.gif’ border=’0′ style=’vertical-align:middle’ alt=’biggrin.gif’ />

Katita