Big Bob and Lola watched in awe as Green Dragon slowly approached through the trees. He was absolutely beautiful covered from top to toe in green emerald scales set in pure gold. His eyes were enhanced with two ruby red crystal stones and he watched Lola and Bob nervously from afar through lowered lashes.
''Now don't be shy Magic Dragon'' Polar Bear called out encouragingly. ''This is my distant cousin Big Bob and his fair little lady Lola.'' Winking his eye, Polar Bear turned to Lola and Big Bob. ''Heh'' he laughed, ''I know how to break the ICE Crystal. Remember all those jokes we used to share when we were with the family back in the good ole days?'' Big Bob nodded, a Big Bob grin covering his face. ''Well, I heard this one from our old friend Marg and thought you'd like to hear it'' Polar Bear laughed. ''But remember folks, if there is anyone who don't like this type of thing then I can make it disappear as quick as a……….''
''C'mon!'' Big Bob interrupted. ''We aint got all the time in the world and Magic Dragon needs to relaxa before we start tryin to get our friend Jack out of this holy mess!'' ''O.K….OK….keep your hair on'' and with that Polar Bear began……
A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR
A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs
on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says,
'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings '
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully,
'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings …'
The bear, very angry now, says,
If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the
end of the bar.'
The bartender says,
'Sorry, we don't serve beer to Belligerent , bully bears in bars in
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states,
Sorry, but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in
bars in Billings who are on drugs.'
The bear looks at him quizzically and says,
'I'm not on drugs.'
The bartender says ,
'You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!!!
''Oh My! Oh My!! Big Bob was shaking all over with laughter. ''Well if that aint the funniest BEAR joke I heard in a loooooooooooong while!'' Lola laughed too, forgetting for a moment all the worries they had endured over the past couple of days. Polar Bear looked on in amusement and Magic Dragon quietly approached, closer and closer and closer………..